Microplastics Bumper Sticker

"I SURFED THE WORLDWIDE WEB AND ALL I GOT WAS MICROPLASTICS IN MY BALLS"

Yeah, it's a mixed metaphor, but it fits for the current day and age.  It's probably not what Jean Armour Polly had in mind when she first coined the term, "surf the web" but it's where we're at.

Either way it's a great visual, and if you put this on your laptop, your car, or your balls, it's sure to be a great conversation starter.

Made from weatherproof, UV-resistant vinyl, 10.5" x 2.5" black sticker with white writing and a matte finish.